Wentworth brings out the best, or the worst of me, depending on your perspective. Sometimes I can’t help but laugh when looking back over our conversations. Below is one such exchange (edited for spelling, inside jokes and gross punctuation mistakes).
Rocky: Still got your GoPro? I’ll buy it and the accessories off you.
Wentworth: Yeah, I do. I don’t have the selfie stick but I have everything else.
Rocky: What do you think is a fair price for it?
Wentworth: Dude, pay for shipping and if you ever come back to USA, just give it back to me.
Rocky: Sounds like a deal. What happened with the selfie stick?
Wentworth: They confiscated it at the airport. The didn’t want me beating terrorists over the head with it.
Rocky: No shit? What kind of damage are you going to do with a flimsy selfie stick that you aren’t going to do with your bare hands?
Wentworth: They said “Mr Wentworth, that’s not a terrorist. She’s just Muslim.
Rocky: I presume there was an event that preceded this?
Wentworth: I said “screw you. I will protect and serve and you will like it”. Bam, bam, bam.
Rocky: Do it for ‘Murica, Jarhead. (Wentworth is a retried US Marine).
Wentworth: You don’t need it anyways. Knowing you, there is a good bamboo shaft and twine out there begging to made into a selfie stick. I don;t recommend it unless you’re sure but….
Rocky: That’s what duct tape is for, brah.
Wentworth: With Taiwan getting more exposure as a tourist/ expat hotspot, tours catering to foreigners may be lucrative. Something you might want to look into.
Rocky: There will be plenty of that, but I mostly want to blog to guys like us： those who crave adventure. I’ve been to at least 10 events this month that would have made awesome entries. I’ll bring that GoPro on my adventure/dates too. Those PUA fags would love that!
Wentworth: Lol. Let me know when you get a blog. I want to read it.
Rocky: Will do.
-Rocky (and Wentworth, I guess)